Why my next phone may not be an iPhone

I forgot to plug my cellphone in last night. I went to the dealer to get the car serviced and charged my iPhone in the car on the way there. When I got there it was at 27%. The service rep at the desk told me it would be about 2 hours before I got my car back and I had forgotten to grab my charger before I left.

Then I saw this.

I was thrilled. It even had an 8 pin plug.
Then this happened.

Screw you Apple! I bet Android users don’t have this issue.